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by Dice Games
O wiffle ball,
thou art white and bright,
thy holes grasp the air,
and cause momentum's shift.
O wiffle ball,
a lake shall be your home,
some tape to warm your skin,
with loving hands applied.
O wiffle ball,
your friends gather,
and you join,
on the tennis grounds.
A gentle touch,
a pitcher's caress,
thou art floating,
free.
A taped club,
direction changed,
your shit knocked out of you,
unless McCormick's swinging.
O wiffle ball,
your life has changed,
the fence is your friend,
you drop like a stone.
O wiffle ball,
you clear a tree,
you scrape on pavement,
this is your new life.
O wiffle ball,
your holes expand,
your shape changes,
you are now a puck.
O wiffle ball,
the frigid water,
temporary relief,
the pitcher has you again.
O wiffle ball,
do not cry,
you are appreciated,
you have 2 weeks to die.
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here,
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