What people don't realize about me is that I have incredible self-control.

Stupidity infinity!

Seal, weight, decorate.

Build the Wall!

Hope he goes to CLEMONS.

We are the Huletts Landing Champions of the WORLD!

Sometimes, the carburetor needs a little nitro.

The cheese stands alone.

That's a good start.

Skynyrd's in the house.

What's back?

He owes me money!

Zebras are extinct.

Smell the difference.

Nancy Pelosi is galactically stupid.

The night is an embryo.

Back to the front.

I'm sure it'll be fine.

Serpentine, Shel. Serpentine!

If you're drinking 200,000 beers, Coors Light is the beer of choice.

Promise little, deliver less.

I don't think we're gonna lose!

Those guys make me look athletic.

Less thinkin', more drinkin'.

You had me at whah whah.

Reflect and become one with beer.

We need a canon.

Duly noted, promptly ignored.

Someone farted in my pants!

Where there's a bride, there are bridesmaids.

Hurry it up.

Do you have a parrot?

Call me Superman.

Lord, I apologize ...

beep -- beep -- beep

FOCUS!

That's crap!

Cans are a drag. You have to open every one of them.

What we need is a rainout!

One ping only.

Decking is NOT overrated!

We need an activity.

Yahoo! Four day weekend!

The noon rule is waived.